Been thinking about this title for a bit, suddenly it seemed appropriate. No reason.

Age is not a problem.
In fact it’s charming, to be blunt.
Watch yourselves gentlemen.

Melon Baller. Circa 1950’s.


Predictable. Basic. A muscle job.

Hand beater.


Commando. Jungle mode.

Gird your loins.
Awesome that I get to say that.


Bamboo Nut Cracker

These hired hands might be a little outside their usual line of business
but they’ll show you’re a pro. Lock stock style.


Cheese Tools, Engraved