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art deco cheese platter typographyLove cheese? Me too. In tasty gooey stinky lactose form and whey stinkier humour but I’m working on my presentation…

retro hippie wooden cheese board tile copyalso reusing some old or should I say mature? selections

What’s the most feminist cheese in the world?
Germaine Gruyere

And the richest?
Paris Stilton

cheese and mice china keepers covers

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.

cheese platter of cheese spreaders

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi

retro cane wicker cheese platterWhat do you call someone else’s cheese?
Nacho cheese

cheese spreaders sweet dreams are made of these copy

spread the love…

 


What’s the most feminist cheese in the world?
Germaine Gruyere.

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Mouse Knife Cheese Spreader

What hotel do mice stay in?
The Stilton.
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Handmade Silver Thai Mouse cheese knife.
Bought in a lovely silverware shop Khao Lak. Lost their card unfortunately.

The very lovely super friendly Thai shop girl asked the 4 of us to pose for a photo, then got us holding a quite strange and very large silver basket. She was so sweet, we just went with it. We suspect the pic is on the inter web somewhere, the shop has a website but we can’t remember the name and no luck on the Google. Wondering how ridiculous we look…

The terms Big Wheel and Big Cheese originally referred to those who were wealthy enough to purchase a whole wheel of cheese.
Source: cheeseforum.org

mouse_cheese knife rest white cheese plate platter

Worry is today’s mice nibbling on tomorrow’s cheese.
Anonymous[e].
Are you groaning yet? Well I did say more cheese…

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Silver knife rest
1 of set 2 x small porcelain plates

small wooden cheese board with 4 china cheese markers vintage modern

…boy he can please us like four kinds of cheeses…
L-A-C-H-L-A-N  by Your Wedding Night

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Set 4 Cheese Markers
Small Wooden palette

+extra cheese

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.

Cheese Grater by Stanislav Katz.
Image source: Design Boom

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And the last bite…
my favourite scene in a movie involving cheese. If you got any others/better ones let’s hear it, please.

Royale with Cheese

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