Love cheese? Me too. In tasty gooey stinky lactose form and whey stinkier humour but I’m working on my presentation…

also reusing some old or should I say mature? selections

What’s the most feminist cheese in the world?
Germaine Gruyere

And the richest?
Paris Stilton

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
That’s the most violent book I’ve ever read.

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
Halloumi

What do you call someone else’s cheese?
Nacho cheese

spread the love…